Who Are You? - SlayerFest
Who Are You?


Aired February 29, 2000.
Written and Directed by Josh Whedon.
Transcribed by Corwin2
~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer ~~~~~~~~~~
I do not own the characters in this story, nor do I own any rights to
the television show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". They were created by
Joss Whedon and belong to him, Mutant Enemy, Sandollar Television, Kuzui
Enterprises, 20th Century Fox Television and the WB Television Network.
This is not a novelization or a script. It is a straightforward and dry
transcript of the episode "Who Are You?". It also includes descriptions of
the settings and actions where I felt they were needed.
This was done for free for other fans.
 
 

Scene of Adam the demon Frankenstein cyborg exiting tunnels.
Engleman: "The project, it escaped."

Narrator/Giles: Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Scene of Buffy talking.
Buffy: "The Initiative created this thing and they can't
stop it. But we will."

Scene of Faith opening eyes in hospital bed.
Buffy: "It's Faith, she's awake."

Buffy and Faith on the campus.
Joyce: You all right.
Faith: Five by five.

Mayor: Open the box.
Scene of Faith opening box.

Mayor: Surprise.
Scene of Buffy and Faith's hands are clasped and glowing.
 

Joyce: You sure you're ok.
Buffy: Five by five.
Scene of Buffy looking at unconscious Faith.
 

Note: For simplicity, Buffy's body is called Buffy, even when occupied
by Faith.  Faith's body is called Faith, even when occupied by Buffy.

PROLOGUE

The front of Joyce Summers home.  An ambulance is on the lawn
A police car with lights flashing is parked on the street.

A plainclothes police officer with his badge visible on his breast.

Plainclothes officer: "It's good you called.  We've been looking for
this girl since she broke out of the hospital."

Joyce: What's gonna happen to her?
Plainclothes officer: Well, get her checked out.
She's in stable condition, she goes to jail, pending trial.
Joyce: I just hope she gets some kind of help.
[Rattling.]
Plainclothes officer: The first thing is to keep her from hurting anybody else.

Faith is wheeled on a gurney to ambulance.  She looks up at Buffy and
Joyce but her vision is blurry.

Faith: No.

Personnel lifting her into ambulance: __ One two __

Plainclothes officer: Well, you guys will be safe now.
We may have a couple of questions in the morning.

The emergency personnel close the rear doors on the ambulance.

Joyce: Oh, uh, of course.

Plainclothes officer: Thank you. Both. I'm glad we finally got the kid.

Buffy: She's not a kid!  I just mean that she's very strong.

Plainclothes officer: Yeah. This Faith chick-- definitely dangerous.

Ambulance leaves.  The officer walks away.  Joyce goes toward the front door.

Buffy: She truly is.

Roll credits

ACT 1

Joyce's living room, Buffy is holding her hands and
cracks her knuckles.  Joyce closes the door.

Joyce: Faith.

Buffy spins around.

Joyce: Why do you think she's like that?
Buffy [shrugs]: You know.  She's a nut job.  Heh.
Joyce: I just don't understand what could drive a person to
that kind of behavior.
Buffy: Well, how do you know she got drove?
I mean, maybe she likes being that way.
Joyce: I'll never believe that. I think she's horribly unhappy.
Buffy: Well, could be things are looking up. I mean, a little
stint in the pokey, show her the error of her ways.
I'm sure there's some big old Bertha just waiting
to shower her ripe little self with affection.
Joyce: Buffy!
Buffy: I'm sorry, mom. [Sighs]
It's just ufff when I think about how she might have hurt you,
I just, uff I can't stand it.

Joyce hugs Buffy.  Buffy is uncomfortable and shrugs lose.

Joyce: Sorry.
Buffy: No, I'm just, uff, sore from the fight.
Joyce: I've missed you.
Buffy: Cause I haven't visited, right? I knew it.
Joyce: I know how it is. You have so much in your life now.
Buffy: I'm a busy little beaver. College and all.
Joyce: Of course. But um, maybe we could spend some time together soon?
Some...   night when I'm not being held hostage by a raving psychotic.
Buffy: Count on it. [Pause] I'm gonna take a bath.

Cut to Buffy in a bubble bath.

She sighs.  She looks at her arms and fingers.
She stretches her leg and caresses it.
She blows some bubbles cupped in her hands.

Cut to Buffy looking in mirror.

She turns her head to the side, then wrinkles her nose to look at it.
She pulls her eyebrows back to look at her eyes.
She sticks out her tongue to look at it.
She pulls her upper lip back to look at her teeth.

Buffy: Why, yes, I would be Buffy. May I help you?
Buffy [sounding]: Buffy.
[She sticks out her tongue again. She adjusts her hair.]

[She shakes her finger.]
Buffy: You can't do that. it's wrong.

[She shakes her head slightly.]
Buffy: You can't do that because it's naughty.

Buffy: [louder] Because it's wrong.
[She tilts head.]
Buffy: [softly] Because it's wrong.

[She points very aggressively.]
Buffy: You can't do that. It's wrong. I'll kick your ass.
I'm gonna kill you.

[mental laughing]

Cut to hospital room.

[A hospital worker falls back into furniture.]

Faith: Let me go! Let me go!

[Faith is struggling in a hospital bed.
There are three other hospital personnel, a uniformed
officer and a plainclothes officer holding her down.]

Doctor: Get me a sedative now!
Officer: Hold her!

Faith: I have to go home! She's with my mother.
[Doctor puts needle to Faith's arm.]
Faith: No!
Doctor: Just lie still.
Faith: You don't understand.
Officer: Keep holding her.
Faith: She's taken my...my body.
[Faith loses consciousness.]

Cut to Tara's room.

[Willow lying down on a bed.
Tara is sitting crosslegged near her feet.]
Willow: I wonder where she is.
Tara: Who? Faith?
Willow: Yeah. I wish she would make a move. she's making
my stomach all acidy.
Tara: But you think Buffy can handle her.
[Willow sits up.]
Willow: I think so. but that doesn't mean Faith won't hurt someone else.
Tara: Well, you should be safe. nobody knows you're here.
I mean, uf, they don't even know I exist, right?
I know all about them, but...

[Willow puts her hand on Tara's knee for a second.]
Willow [softly]: Hey.
Tara : I-I mean, t-that's totally cool. It-it's good. It-it's better.
Willow: Tara, it's not like I don't want my friends to know you.
It's just... well, Buffy's like my best friend, and she's really special.
And there's this whole bunch of us, and we sort of have this group thing
that revolves around the slaying, and-and I, I really want you to meet them.
But I kind of like having something that's just, you know, mine.
And I, I usually don't se so many words to say stuff that little,
but do you get that at all?

Tara: I do.
Willow: [sighs] I should check in with Giles, get a situation update.
[She gets up and walks behind Tara.]
Tara: I am, you know.
Willow: What?
[Tara turns and looks up at Willow.]
Tara: Yours.
[Willow smiles.]

Cut to Joyce's bedroom.

Buffy is adjusting a black camisole/baby tee in the mirror.
Buffy: Not too bad.
[Buffy opens a drawer and finds a wallet.]
Buffy: Score.

[Buffy is sitting on the bed, holding a credit card. and is on the phone.]
Buffy: 6-4-4-7.  [Pause] Uh, expiration, 5-0-1.  [Pause.  Buffy puts the
card back in ther purse.]  Unh huh. [Pause] Yeah.  [Pause. Buffy takes
cash out of the purse.]  10 a.m.'s your earliest flight? I'll take it.

[Joyce enters.]
Joyce: What are you doing?
Buffy: Oh, just getting my mail.
[Buffy holds up the letters.]
Joyce: Oh. Um, that was, um, Giles on the other line.
He wanted you to meet your friends there. Said he had news.
Buffy: Yeah. I got some time to kill.  [Buffy gets up.]
I'll go see the gang. All my friends.
[Buffy picks up a lipstick.] You don't mind if I steal this, right?

Joyce: Is that the Harlot?
Buffy: Yeah.
Joyce: That's the same one Faith picked.
Buffy: Burn it.
[Buffy tosses it to Joyce who catches it.]

Cut to Faith in the back of a police car with a uniformed
officer driving and a plainclothes office riding shotgun.

[Faith moans almost inaudibly.]
Policeman: She's coming to.
Uniformed Policeman: Yeah.
Policeman: Man, I want this kid's constitution.
Faith: Faith.
Policeman: Let's move it. I want to get her in before she's 100%.
[The uniformed policeman nods.]
[A red armored car/truck cuts off the police car which crashes into it.
Two men in black clothing jump out of the back.  One uses a gun to
cover the two police officers, who seem to be stunned.  Another
uses an ax to smash the back window.  The one with the gun breaks
remnants on the sides with the gun. The ax one drags Faith out
the window.]

Weatherby: By order of the Watcher's Council, you are being
taken into custody until such time--
[They both drag her to the back of the armored truck.]
Collins: Skip the speech.
[They pull her in the truck.]
Collins: Let's go.
[The doors close.]
 

ACT 2

[Buffy enters Giles' home.]
Giles: Buffy. good.
Buffy: The scooby gang's all here.
Willow, Xander, and... [looks at Anya] everybody. What's up?

Giles: It's about Faith, not surprisingly.
Buffy: Didn't Joyce tell you?  I already kicked that ass.
Xander: I feel a high five coming on.
Willow: Where is she?
Buffy: On her way to the big house. Cops took her off my
hands about an hour ago. Poetic justice.

Anya: How's that?
Buffy: Well, she did all those crimes, and now she's being arrested.
[Silence.] I guess that's just regular justice. [Willow smiles.]
It's cool, anyway.

Giles: Unless I'm mistaken, Faith is no longer in police custody.
Buffy [stands]: What are you talking about?
Giles: Watcher's Council. They uh sent a retrieval team to capture Faith.
Buffy: Well, yeah, I mean, 'cause it worked so well when Wesley tried it.
Giles: This is a special operations unit.  They, uh, handle the council's
trickier jobs - smuggling, interrogation, wetworks.
Willow: What's wetworks?
Xander: Scuba-type stuff.
Anya: I thought it was murder.
Xander: Well, yeah, but there could be underwater murder, with snorkels.
Buffy: So they're taking her to England?
Giles: It'll be a long, long time before she returns.
Buffy: Heh heh heh. ahhh Hah hah.  Hah hah. ohhh I'm sorry.
It's just...I'm happy. Faith is evil.

Willow: Yeah. I hope they throw the book at her.
Giles: I'm not sure there is a, a book for this.
Willow: They could throw other things.
Buffy: I forgot how much you don't like Faith.
Willow: After what she's done to you?
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone
in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Buffy: I bet I know what Faith would say to that.

Buffy springs forward with a knife and sticks it in Willow's stomach
in the same place Faith was stabbed.  She pulls the knife out and
stabs Willow again.

Buffy lifts her head from her revery.  She did not spring forward.

Anya: So what you're saying is that everything's fine?
Giles: Oh, um, yes.
Anya: Well, I'm glad you called us all here because that information
could never be conveyed by telephone.
Willow [to Buffy]: What's up?
Giles: Well, I just thought it was, uh, best to convene,
in case there were any loose ends
Buffy [to Willow]: I'd never let her hurt you.
Giles: or things that we  might have forgotten.
Willow [to Buffy]: I know.
Giles: But if you're, uh, keen to go, then, please, by all means, go.
Xander: We kind of have a romantic evening planned.
Anya: We were gonna light a bunch of candles and have sex near them.
Buffy: Well, we certainly don't want to cut into that seven minutes.
Anya: Hey.
Xander: I believe that's my hey. Hey!
Buffy: Lighten up. We're out of danger. Everything's good.
Giles: We still have Adam to take care of.
Buffy: Yeah. Adam. What's up with him?
Giles: I wish we knew.
Buffy: Well, don't worry about it. I'll patrol tonight, as long as it takes.
You guys have your fun, I'll be out there doing my job.

Cut to Buffy dancing in the Bronze to rock band.

Buffy: Whoop.
Spike: Oh, you.
Buffy: And you.
Spike: What, are you keeping tabs on me?
You're gonna give me a hard time now?
Buffy: Um, do I usually give you a hard time?
Spike: Very funny.  Well, you don't have to worry about me drinking.
Unless you're here to protect innocent beers. [He holds up a bottle.]
[Spike walks away a little and Buffy follows.]
Buffy: You're a vampire.
Spike: Was. And as soon as I get this chip out of my head, I'll be a
vampire again. But until then, I'm just as helpless as a kitten up a tree.
So why don't you sod off?
Buffy: Ok.
Spike [angry]: Oh, fine! Throw it in my face! Spike's not a threat
anymore.  I'll turn my back. He can't hurt me.

Buffy: Spike?  [Gets it.]  Spike.  William the Bloody with a chip in
his head. I kind of love this town.

Spike: You know why I really hate you, Summers?
Buffy: 'Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?
Spike: Well, yeah, that covers a lot of it.
Buffy: Cause I could do anything I want, and instead, I choose
to pout and whine and feel the burden of slayerness? I mean, I could
be rich, I could be famous, I could have anything.  Anyone.
[Buffy moves closer and puts her hands on Spike's chest.]
Even you, Spike.  I could ride you at a gallop until your legs
buckled and your eyes rolled up.  I've got muscles you've never
even dreamed of.  I could squeeze you until you popped like warm
champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
And you know why I don't? [She moves closer and looks up at him
pursing her lips.] Because it's wrong. Humh humh.  [She moves off.]

Spike: I get this chip out, you and me are gonna have a confrontation.
Buffy: Count on it.
[Spike throws his bottle into the wall and walks off.  He shoves someone
and clutches his head.]

Cut to the sewers.

Four vampires are walking in vamp face.

Vampire: It was too crowded. We gotta hold out for a few hours,
pick up a straggler, some drunk. Can't be calling attention
to [He sees Adam and stops.] ourselves.

Adam: I've been thinking.  About vampires.
Vampire: This is my place.
Adam:  You're place.  Yes.  The sewers. You hide from them,
Crawl about in their filth. Scavenging like rats. What do you fear?

Vampire: Kill this guy already.
[One vampire charges Adam and Adam grabs it by the throat and holds it.]
Adam: You fear the cross. The sun. Fire. And, oh, yes...
[Adams puts his other hand on the vampire's shoulder and he lifts the
vampire's head from its shoulders.  The body falls and he drops the
head on it and they turn to dust.]

Adam: I believe decapitation is a problem as well.
Vampire: You can have the place. I mean, we don't have to stay here anymore.
Adam: You fear death.  Being immortal, you fear it more than those
to whom it comes naturally.  Vampires are a paradox.

Vampire: Ok, we're a paradox.  That's cool.
Adam: Demon in a human body. You walk in both worlds and belong to neither.
I can relate.  Come.  We have a lot to talk about.

Cut to workshed interior?

In the back of the armored truck, Faith wakes up and finds she is
chained.

Weatherby: Well, it's awake.
Faith: Who are you?
Weatherby: Council. We're taking you back to the mother country.
Seems you've been a naughty girl.

Faith: Listen to me.  Y-You've made a mistake.  I am not Faith.
I'm Buffy Summers. Faith performed some kind of spell,
she switched our bodies.

[Standing outside the truck.]
Collins: Congratulations. No one's ever actually tried that one on me before.

Faith: You have to find Faith.  C-call Giles. J-just get him here.
Collins: Giles doesn't work for the council anymore. For that matter,
neither does Buffy Summers. And what you are, miss, is a package.
I deliver the package. I don't much care what's inside.
[To Weatherby.] Come on.

Weatherby: He may not care, but I do. The Watcher's Council used to
mean something.  You perverted it. You trash. We should have killed you
while you were asleep.

[He spits in Faith's face.  He gets out of the truck and closes the doors.]

Cut to the Bronze.

Willow: I can't believe you've never been here.  The Bronze is the
coolest place in Sunnydale. Of-of course, there's not a lot of competition.
I think the vending machine at Bergen's came in second.

Tara: Y-you used to come here a lot?
Others: Chug chug chug
Willow: I lived here. Me, Xander...

Buffy & others: Chug, chug, chug.
Willow: Buffy.
Buffy & others: Chug, chug, chug.

Buffy: oooh ooooh
Others: Chug, chug, chug!

Others: Woo hoo hoo.
Willow: Wow. I-I didn't think she'd be here.
Come on, [holds Tara's hand] I want you to meet her.

Buffy: Back off. [Pushes someone away.]  You're nothing but a
disappointment.

[Tara crosses her arms.]
Willow: Hey, Buffy.
Buffy: Willow and - uh
Willow: Buffy, this is Tara.
Tara: Hi.
Buffy: So we've never met. [Tara shakes her head.]
Cool. Just have a thing with names.

Willow: Tara was in my wicca group.
Buffy: Unh-huh. [Buffy walks away and they follow.]
Willow: So, what's up?  [Buffy plops herself on a couch.]
Patrol a no go? [Buffy throws her legs up in the air and on a table.]

Buffy: Got tired. You know, the whole Faith thing. I let off some steam.
Willow: Good for you. You shouldn't work yourself too hard.
Buffy: That's my philosophy.  [Buffy throws her arms behind her head.]
Willow: Anyone want a soda?
Tara [looks at Willow]: Water.
[Buffy shakes head.  Willow walks off and Buffy notes Tara looking back
at Willow.  She sits up and leans forward.]
Buffy: So you guys been hanging out a lot lately, hunh?
Tara: Yeah. she's, um, she's really cool.
[Buffy nods and blinks slowly.]
Buffy [grins]: So Willow's not driving stick anymore. Who would have thought?
I guess you never really know someone until you've been inside their sking.
And Oz is out of the picture?  Oh, never seen two people so much in love.
She just couldn't get enough of old Oz.

Tara: She, um, said he, uh, uh, w-w-w-w-w-went
Buffy: He w-w-w-w-what? You gonna get that sentence out sometime tonight?
[Tara lowers her head.]

[Willow returns.]
Willow: Buffy, guy in the corner.
[Buffy looks at a guy leading a girl.]
Buffy: Yeah. Good call.
Tara: What?
Willow: Vampire.
Buffy: Wicked obvious. [She leans back and realizes Willow is waiting.]
So I should slay him. [She gets up.]
Willow: You want help?
Buffy: Nah, I got it.
[Buffy picks up a pool stick as she walks.  She enters a back area where
the vampire is feeding on the girl from behind, making slurping noises
and holding the girl's arms.  The girl is gasping.  Buffy breaks the pool
stick in two and drops one end.  The girls arms flail.  Buffy hits the
vampire in the back using the stake as a club.]
Buffy: Hey!
[The vampire lets the girl fall and turns.  Buffy blocks a right and a left.
She kicks it in the leg and spins the vampire around and holds it.
She stakes it and throws it to the side just before it dusts.

Buffy exhales and looks down at the girl.  She is squatting and
she looks up at Buffy.]
Buffy: You'll live.
Girl: Uh he was so strong, uh
Buffy: Yeah, well, he's gone now. [Buffy turns and the girl grabs her hand.]
Girl: Thank you.  **Thank you.**  [Expressions flash across Buffy's face.]
Buffy: Yeah. [Shrugs.] It's cool. [Shrugs.]
[Buffy walks off and drops the stake.]

Willow: Everything poofed?
Buffy: All's well in the world.
Willow: Tara's not feeling well. I'm gonna walk her home.
[Willow looks back at Tara.]
Buffy: Yeah. You give her whatever she needs.
[Buffy smiles for a second.]
Willow: Are you gonna be in later, or you going over to Riley's?
[Buffy blinks several times and then smiles.]
 

Cut to workshed/barn.

Banging sounds in a workshed or barn.
Smith walks toward the armored truck with a syringe.

Smith: This'll bloody keep you quiet.
[Smith opens the back of the truck and goes in.
Faith grabs him and gets him in a chokehold with the chains.]
Smith: Uh.
Faith: How about this? I'll be quiet, and you can scream.
Smith: Aaahh.
[Weatherby and Collins look in from the back of the truck.]
Faith: Now you unchain me - very slowly And! politely, or I kill this guy

Collins: When we go on a job, we always put our affairs
in order first, in case of accident.

Smith: Collins...

Collins: Sorry, Smithy.  [They walk off.]

Collins: She's starting to bother me.
Weatherby: Getting her across the border is gonna be a lot more trouble
than it's worth.
Collins: If the council can even get us passage. I'll call them.
It's time for a contingency plan.
[Smith flies out the back of the truck and falls, groaning.]

Cut to Riley's room.

[Riley is sitting at his desk and hears a sound and turns, smiling.
Buffy is standing in the doorway.]
Buffy: Hi, baby.

ACT 3

Cut to Tara's room.

Willow: I'm sorry you're feeling all blechy.  But we'll get together
with Buffy another time.  Sometime soon. I think you'll really like her.

[Tara sighs.]
Tara: She's not your friend.
Willow: I may have overestimated the "you liking her" factor.
Tara: No, no. I mean, I don't... [sighs] I don't think she's...her.
Willow: You lost me.
Tara:  Well, umph, a person's energy has a flow, a unity.
[sigh] Buffy's was [sigh] was fragmented.
It-it grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.
Plus, she was, um, [sigh] she was kind of mean. [heh]

Willow: So you think Buffy's not herself? Like she's been possessed
or something?

Tara: [sigh] I'm not sure.
Willow: You didn't sense a hyena energy at all, did you?
Because hyena possession is just...unpleasant.

Tara: [umph] Do you have anything of hers?
Willow: Of Buffy's?  Uhhhh. Oh! This ring.
Tara:  I-I think there's a way we can, hmm... [reaches for book]
The passage to the nether realm. There-there's a ritual.
If you can find Buffy there, you should be able to see.

Willow: If it'll help her.
[Tara sighs.]
Willow: What?
Tara: Well, the nether realm exists beyond the physical world.
Accessing it is...  I-it-it's kind of like astral projection.
It's very intense. I'd have to be your anchor, keep you on this plane.

Willow [nods]: I trust you.
Tara: It-it's not like anything that we've ever--
Willow [smiles]: I trust you.

Cut to Riley's room.

Buffy: You miss me?
Riley: I did, actually.  Everything's ok?
Buffy: Everything's great. [walks forward]
Riley: What about Faith?
Buffy: Faith has a won a fabulous trip to England, and I
[sits on Riley's lap, straddling him] got the consolation prize,
which is you.

Riley: So I don't have to worry about Faith showing up?
Though I have to admit, I was kind of curious to meet her.

Buffy holds Riley's hands and leans back, still straddling him.
Riley: Or I was until about 30 seconds ago. [Buffy sits up.]
Buffy: Oh, you wouldn't have liked Faith.  She's not proper and
joyless, like a girl should be. She has a tendency to give in to
her animal instincts.

[She kisses Riley and nips his lip.]
Riley: Door's open.
Buffy: So?
Riley: So my fantasies don't tend to include a bunch of marines
staring in at me.
Buffy: Oh, maybe they could learn something.
[She kisses his neck and Riley gets up, walking to close the door.
He holds his left side with his right arm. ]

Buffy: You're hurt. [He closes the door.]
Riley: Ahh, um, not that bad, actually.  I guess the, uh, drugs the
professor gave me really did make me stronger. I'm healing pretty quick.

Buffy: Maybe we should take you for a test drive.
Riley: I wouldn't say no. [He walks forward.]
Buffy: So...how do you want me?
[She crawls on the bed looking away from Riley and turns around.]
Riley: How do I?
Buffy: Yeah. what do you wanna do with this body?
What nasty little desire have you been itching to try out?
Am I a bad girl? Do you wanna hurt me?

[She puts her arms on him.]
Riley: What are we playing at here? [She takes her arms off.]
Buffy: I'm Buffy.
Riley: Ok. then I'll be Riley.
Buffy: Well, if you don't wanna play--
[She starts to leave and Riley holds her.]
Riley: Right. I don't wanna play.
[Riley kisses her very gently and she responds.]

Cut to Tara's room.

[Willow closes the curtains]

[Tara puts her thumb on Willow's forehead, lips and chest.]

[Tara and Willow sit side by side facing opposite directions.
They are crosslegged. They whisper while stroking their outer
(right) arms as if to stir water]:
"Sightless sea, Ayala flows through the river in me.
The inward eye, the sightless sea.
Ayala flows through the river in me.
The inward eye, the sightless sea.
Ayala flows {through} the river in me.
The inward eye, The sightless sea.
Ayala flows {through} the river in me.
The inward eye, The sightless sea...
[Light forms from their hands and creates a circle of
clouds/light around them as both arcs meet in two places.]
Ayala flows through the river in me."

[They touch hands palm to palm, keeping their hands flat. They are
breathing heavily and are both sweating and glistening. The circle
of light rises to the level of their heads. Their breathing gets
heavier. They look at each other. Willow slowly falls back, closing her
eyes and breaking the hand contact.  The circle of light goes higher
and higher. Willow arches her back and moans "unnh ohh".]

Cut to Riley's room.

[Riley is on top of Buffy, looking down at her.]
Riley: I love you.
Buffy: Uggnnh  Get off. No. No. No!  [Pushing Riley away]
Get-get off! No. Off me. Get off. No, no-o. G-get [Buffy stands]
Riley: Buffy...What?  What's wrong?
Buffy: (gasping) Who are you? What do you want from h-her?
Riley: Should I not have...?
Buffy: This is meaningless.
Riley: You're shaking. [He gets up and puts a blanket/sheet
on her.]
Buffy; Nnnh.
Riley: What happened?
Buffy: Nothing.  Nothing.
[She puts her head against Riley's chest and her face goes into shadow.]

Cut to sewers.

[Adam stops pacing.]

Adam: I have a gift no man has.  [That] No demon has ever had.
I know why I'm here.  I was created to kill.  To extinguish life
wherever I find it.  And I have accepted that responsibility.
You have lived in fear and desperation because you didn't have
that gift.  But it's time to face your fear.

[A vampire sitting cross legged rises.]
Vampire: Tell us what to do.
Adam: You are here to be my first. To let them know that I am coming.
Vampire: We're ready.

Adam: Then ask yourself, what is it? More than man, more than
anything else. What is the thing you fear?

Cut to Riley's room

[Buffy puts on a shirt and fluffs her hair.  She sees the clock
reads 8:25 and she looks back between the clock and Riley.
She leaves.]

Cut to Frat house.

[Buffy comes down the stairs.]
Forrest: Hope you left him alive.
Buffy: What?
Forrest:  Boy's supposed to be on the mend.
I don't see you letting him get much rest.
Buffy: I think maybe you should stay out of other people's lives.
Forrest: We've got a mission here.
Back when Riley could still think for himself...

Buffy: You've got a mission? I've been fighting demons since
before you could shave.

Forrest: Yeah, you're a killer.
Buffy: I am not a killer!!! I am the slayer!.
And you don't know the first thing about me.

Forrest: You really care what I think?
Buffy: No. I don't care. [Throws hands up.] God, I don't care.
[She leaves and the door closes.]

Cut to inside of barn/workshed.

Collins: They can't get us passage. They've ordered the kill.
[He screws a silencer onto a pistol.]
Weatherby: Torch the place?
Collins:  Get the gas.
[Weatherby walks off.]
Smith: She could've killed me.  She didn't.
Collins:  Lucky you.

[Collins sticks the gun in the truck but Faith grabs the pistol
and his hands with her feet and pulls him into the truck
hard enough to stun him before he can react.
Faith pulls the gun to her hands and shoots the locks/chains
holding her.]

Smith [running away]: Weatherby!
[Faith shoots a lock and smashes into the driver's area.]
Faith: Keys, keys.
Weatherby: Stop her, you ponce.
[Faith finds the keys.  Weatherby rushes the truck and Faith
opens the door into him, knocking him out.]

Faith: Ok, I'm good at this.
[She shifts gears.]
Faith: Ooh, drive.
[Smith has found a gun and shoots at the truck but Faith drives the
armored truck out through the wooden wall/door, breaking it.}

ACT 4

Cut to Airport.

[Woman behind counter hands ticket to Buffy.]
Woman: Here, there you go.
Buffy: Thank you.
Woman: You're welcome.

Cut to Giles' living room.

[Giles is coming down his stairs carrying a plate and some cups.]

Faith: Giles!
Giles: God!
Faith: Don't move. Ok, Giles, you have to listen to me very carefully.
I'm not Faith.

Giles: Really?
Faith: Really.
Giles: Cause the resemblance is striking.
Faith: I know. Giles, you just have to... Stop inching. you were
inching.

Giles: Look, I-I know what you're going to say, and-and uh
Faith: I'm Buffy.
Giles: All right, I didn't know what you were going to say,
but that doesn't make you any less crazy.

Faith: Faith switched. I mean, she had some device.  She switched
our bodies.  Giles, I swear [runs hand through hair] it's me.

Giles: U-um, if-if you are Buffy, then, [sets plate & cups down]
uh, then you'll let me tie you up w-without killing me -
until we find out whether you're telling the truth.

Faith: Giles, Faith has taken my body, and for all I know,
she's taken it to Mexico by now. I-I don't have time for
bondage fun. Ask me a question. Ask me anything.

Giles: Who's president?
Faith: We're checking for Buffy, not a concussion.
Giles: Oh, yes, Alright. um...
Faith: Umph, Giles, you turned into a demon, and I knew it was you.
I mean can't you just look in my eyes and be all intuitive?

Giles: How did I turn into a demon?
Faith: Oh, cause, uh, Ethan Rayne. And-and you have a girlfriend
named Olivia, and you haven't had a job since we blew up the school,
which is valid lifestyle wise. I mean, it's not like you're a slacker
type, but...
Oh, oh! when I had psychic power, I heard my mom think that you were
like a stevedore during sex. What? Do you want me to continue?

Giles: Actually, I beg you to stop.
Faith: What's a stevedore?
Giles: Alright, let's-- um, I need you to explain everything.
Faith: And I will, after we get Faith.
[Willow and Tara enter.]
Willow: Giles!
Faith: Will.
Willow: Oh, my god.
Faith: Willow, wait. you don't understand.
Willow: You're Buffy. You and Faith switched bodies, probably
through a Draconian Katra spell.

Giles [to himself]: She understands it better than I do.
Faith: How did you?
Willow: Tara. Tara, this is Buffy, only really this time.
Tara: Hi.
Willow: Tara's a really powerful witch.
Tara: Not really.
Willow: No, really. She knew right away that you weren't you.
So we connected with the nether realms to find out what happened.
And we conjured this.  [Shows green glowing item in box.]
Faith: What is--
Willow: It's a Katra. Or the home-conjured version.
It-it should switch you back, if you can get a hold of Faith.

Faith: Oh, thank God.
[telephone rings]
Giles: I'll get it.
Giles: Hello.
Faith: Do you know where Faith is?
Giles: Oh yes, uh, Buffy's here with uh, me. Actually, she--she's uh
Oh, all right.

Giles: Xander. Apparently there's a report on the television.
[Giles turns on the tv.]
News announcer: ...and barricaded themselves in the church
with at least 20 parishioners.
One of the few who escaped described the three men
as frighteningly disfigured, almost inhuman.
So far, one escapee has since died of severe neck wounds.
[Cut to airport.]
[Buffy sees the report on another tv.]
News announcer: There is no report on the condition of the
parishioners still trapped inside, but their assailants have vowed
to kill all of them [Buffy looks down, then back up at the screen]
if police attempt to storm the church.

Interior of church.

Vampire: It's hard to believe. I've been avoiding this place for so
many years, and it's nothing. It's nice! It's got the pretty windows,
The pillars...  lots of folks to eat.
Where's the thing I was so afraid of?
You know, the Lord?  He was supposed to be here.
He gave us this address.  Well, we'll just have to start
killing off His people, see if He shows up.

Exterior of church.

[Sirens.  Two police cars and an ambulance are parked outside.
There are four uniformed policemen and possibly one in plainclothes.
One has just put down a radio.]

Riley: What'd he say?
Policeman: He said I should defer command to you.
Riley: Then you hold your men until the reserves arrive.
This is a military situation.

Policeman: What, they got bombs in there?
Riley: Your men are not prepared to deal with them. Just trust me.
[Siren.  Riley walks nearer the church. He sees...]
Riley: Buffy.
Buffy: How many are in there?
Riley: We think there's three.
Buffy: I can do three.  [Riley tugs at her arm.]
Riley: Not alone. Look wait for the troops to get here.
They're still mobilizing.

Buffy: How did you respond so fast?
Riley: I didn't. I was just late for church.
[Buffy shakes her head.]
Buffy: Look, when the troops get here, send 'em in, but I'm going.
Riley: I don't want you risking--   [Riley tugs at her arm.]
Buffy: Don't tell me what to do! I'm Buffy. I have to do this.
Riley: Then I'm coming with.
[Buffy pokes Riley near which he is hurt.]
Riley: Ow!
Buffy: I can't use you.  someone comes out, you get 'em to safety.
Unless they've got fangs.

[Buffy enters the church.]

Cut to interior.

[Buffy closes the door.]

Vampire: I told the cops, they send any one in, I start the whole
massacre thing.

Buffy: Well, I'm not the cops.  I just come to pray.
Vampire: now's a good time to start.
Buffy: You're *not* gonna kill these people.
Vampire: Why not?
Buffy: Because it's wrong.
[Vampire 3 attacks from behind and is thrown up in the air
He collides with a column  and he doesn't get up.]

Vampire: You're the slayer.

Buffy: The one and only.

Cut to outside.

[Giles is driving the armored truck.  It stops and Willow, Tara and
Faith jump out of the back.]
Policeman: You people, get out of here!
Willow: We've gotta get inside.
Policeman: The police are handling this. Just back off right now.
Willow: But we can't, we've gotta, Y- you don't understand.
[Giles and Faith exchange a glance.]
Policeman: Listen you have to clear the area.
Giles [yelling]: Damn it, man, we have to get inside.
[Faith moves out of sight behind the armored truck.]
Our, um, uh uh families are in there.
Our, um, mothers and-and tiny, tiny babies.

Cut to church interior

Vampire: You think we're afraid of you? We're not afraid
Of anything anymore.

Buffy: Then let all these people go, and all three of you can take me on.

Vampire: Heh. I got a better idea.

[He swings at Buffy and she dodges and hits him in the stomach,
backhands his face and kicks him in the waist.  He goes down.
She kicks anothervvampire in the stomach and knocks him back.
Then she kicks the vampire who hit the pillar and sends him flying.
She drives the second vampire back with a series of punches as people flee.
She breaks off some wood from the back of a pew and stakes the
second vampire.  She tosses him aside and he spins as he turns to dust.
The vampire who hit the pillar flees and grabs a robe.]

Cut to outside.

[The pillar vampire runs into Riley.  They fall and roll.  They get
up and he hits Riley in the face.  Riley spins him and throws him
down and holds onto the robe.  The sunlight dusts him.]

Riley: You forgot your coat.

[Faith runs up.]
Faith: Riley.
{Faith hugs Riley.]
Riley: Ohh. It's ok, miss. Just get yourself out of harm's way.
Faith: Riley, it's me.  Uh.  Never mind. How many are in there?
Riley: Well...who are you?

Inside the last vampire breaks the stake lose from Buffy's grip
and throws her back against a pew.
Vampire: I have strength you couldn't dream of. [Punches Buffy in
the face.]  Adam has shown me the way, and there is [Same punch.]
nothing --aah.

He turns to dust.  Faith is standing there with a stake. Buffy
leaps to attack. They exchange punches and Buffy is attacking
frenetically and she is slightly quicker.  She knocks Faith down
but Faith comes back with an uppercut and knocks her back.

Faith: You can't win this.
Buffy: Shut up! Do you think I'm afraid of you?
[Buffy grabs Faith and throws her down, then sits on top of her
and starts punching her.]
You're nothing. [Punch. Punch.]
Disgusting. [Punch. Punch.]
[Buffy grabs Faith's hair with both hand and bangs her head.]
Murderous bitch. [Bang. Bang...] You're nothing. [Bang. Bang...]
[Switches back to punches] You're [Buffy is now crying.] disgusting.
[Faith grabs Buffy's hand to stop a punch and their hands glow.]

Now Buffy is in her own body. And Faith is in her own body.

[The real Buffy falls back as their hands separate.
The real Faith jumps up and runs off.  The real Buffy sits,
stunned or shocked, and watches her leave.]

Cut to Riley's room.

[The real Buffy hangs up phone.  She is sitting on the
bed.  Riley is sitting in a chair.]

Real Buffy: She's gone. not a trace.
Giles said the council guys have cleared out, too.

Riley: I don't understand. how could she have... ummph
I mean, how's it possible?

Real Buffy: Magic.
Riley: There was something. I should've picked up on it.
I should've just...

Riley looks away, not meeting real Buffy's eyes.  She realizes.

Real Buffy: You slept with her.
Riley [looks down]: I slept with you.
[Buffy stands.]
Riley: Man, would I like to get my hands on her.
Not in a sex way.
Real Buffy: I don't think she's coming back.
Riley: Guess she's had her fun.
Real Buffy: Yeah.  Fun.

Briefy real Buffy's face and real Faith's face are superimposed
together on the screen as real Buffy fades out and real Faith
fades in.

[Real Faith is riding in a rail car with wooden sides.  Train track
sounds are heard.]
 
 
 
 
 
 

Who Are You

Transcribed by Joseph B

Written and directed by: Joss Whedon

Originally aired: February 29, 2000

Disclaimer: This is a transcript intended for anyone who cannot watch
BTVS for whatever reason, to enjoy, as well as those who think
transcripts are just cool, and as reference material for fanfic
writers.  Buffy and all copyrighted characters are the product of Joss
Whedon and I have nothing but respect for him and those whose hard
work is put into bringing us a great show.  I did this of my own free
time and will never make a dime from it.

Now let me add.  If you are looking at this transcript, save it, copy
it, send it to your friends.  Unlike other transcribers, who I have
nothing but respect for, if you see any mistakes that might be in this
transcript, feel free to correct them, or if you just want to
personalize it to suit yourself, by all means. Hell I do it.
 

~~~~~~~~~~~ Prologue ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

**Transcriber's notes: Tonight, the role of Buffy Summers will be
played by Eliza Dushku.  For the sake of this transcript, the
transcriber will refer to Faith-in-Buffy's-body as just Faith and
Buffy-in-Faith's-body as just Buffy.

Fade in.  Night.  Exterior shot of the Summers home, shortly after
“This Year's Girl” ended.  Several police cars are out in front of the
house, strobing the neighborhood with their red lights.  An ambulance
is parked on the lawn, it's rear doors open and facing the house.  A
few curious neighbors have also gathered.  A plainclothes detective
(same one from last episode) is talking to the young woman he thinks
is Buffy Summers.  They're standing close to the steps of the front
porch.  Joyce Summers is walking out of the house and drapes a coat
around her daughter's shoulders.

Detective: It's good you called.  We've been looking for this girl
since she broke out of the hospital.

Joyce: What's going to happen to her?

Detective: Well, get her checked out.  If she's in stable condition,
she goes to jail, pending trial.

Joyce: I just hope she gets some kind of help.

Behind them, the paramedics are wheeling a gurney out the front door.
Faith's body is strapped to it.  She's barely conscious.

Detective: The first thing is to keep her from hurting anybody else.

As it's taken past Joyce and her daughter the brunette looks at them
with half-opened eyes.  From her blurring POV she sees the younger
blonde take her mother's hand and lift it, casually, to make sure she
sees this.  Then her vision fades as she loses consciousness.  The
paramedics load her into the ambulance.

Detective: Well, you guys will be safe now.  We may have a couple of
questions in the morning.

Joyce: Oh, uh, of course.

Detective: Thank you both.  I'm glad we finally got the kid.

Faith: (sharply) She's not a kid. (sees the detective's surprised
look) I just mean that she's very strong.

Detective: Yeah.  This Faith chick-- definitely dangerous.

With that, the detective turns and walks toward one of the squad cars.
Joyce heads back into the house, but Faith stands there watching the
ambulance pull out of the drive way.

Faith: She truly is.

Faith turns, in her new body, and starts walking back to the house.

Wolf's howl.  Buffy theme and credits roll.

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Part One ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Fade in.  Interior of the Summers home.  The last of the police have
left and Joyce is closing the front door.  Faith is casually walking
into the living room stretching her arms.

Joyce: Faith.

Startled, Faith spins around to face her, slight panic on her face.
But Joyce has a thoughtful expression.

Joyce: Why do you think she's like that?

Faith: (offhandedly) Well, you know.  She's a nut job.  Heh.

Joyce: I just don't understand what could drive a person to that kind
of behavior.

Faith: Well, how do you know she got drove?  I mean, maybe she likes
being that way.

Joyce: I'll never believe that.  I think she's horribly unhappy.

Faith: Well, could be things are looking up.  I mean, a little stint
in the pokey, show her the error of her ways. (slight grin) I'm sure
there's some big old Bertha just waiting to shower her ripe little
self with affection.

Joyce: (shocked) Buffy!

Faith: (oops) I'm sorry, Mom.  It's just . . . (crosses the room to
Joyce playing “concerned daughter”) when I think about how she might
have hurt you, I just . . . I can't stand it.

Touched, Joyce smiles and gives her a big hug.  Over her shoulder we
can see Faith grimace in discomfort at this mushy affection.  She
pulls away and heads towards the stairs.

Joyce: (slightly hurt) Sorry.

Faith: (makes of show of stretching her shoulders) No, I'm just, uh,
sore from the fight.

In front of the stairs, she faces her.

Joyce: I've missed you.

Faith: 'Cause I haven't visited, right? (smug) I knew it.

Joyce: I know how it is.  You've . . . got so much in your life now.

Faith: I'm a busy little beaver.  College and all.

Joyce: (nods) Of course. (hopefully) But, um, maybe we could spend
some time together soon?  Some night when I'm not being held hostage
by a raving psychotic.

Faith: (pause) Count on it. (smiles) I'm gonna take a bath.

She turns abruptly and heads upstairs.

Cut to Faith in the tub, having a bubble bath.  She sighs with her
eyes closed.  Then she raises her arms out of the water to examine
them.  She lifts her left leg straight up to look at it and smiles,
caressing it with her hands.  Faith lowers the leg back in the water
and scoops two handfuls of suds and blows the bubbles into the air.

Cut to Faith looking at Buffy's reflection in the mirror, from the
mirror's POV.  Her hair is hanging wet on her shoulders and she has a
towel wrapped around herself.  She turns her head to the right then to
the left.  She leans towards the mirror for a closer look and
scrunches her face.  She relaxes her features then uses her index
fingers to push her eyebrows high on her forehead.  Next, she opens
her mouth wide to stick her tongue out.  Again she uses her index
fingers to raise her top lip, looking at Buffy's very white teeth.

Cut to a few frames later, still in front of the mirror.  Faith is
speaking in a pleasant “stewardess” voice.

Faith: Why, yes, I would be Buffy.  May I help you?

Cut to a few frames later.

Faith: (practicing) Buf-fy.

Cut to Faith sticking her tongue out again, head tilted to the side.

Cut to Faith running her fingers through Buffy's wet hair, then puts
forth an admonishing finger as if speaking to a child.

Faith: (scolding) You can't do that!  It's wrong.

Cut to a few frames later.

Faith: (sensitive) You can't do that, because it's naughty. (grimaces)

A few more frames.

Faith: (stern) Because it's wrong.

Cut.

Faith: (empathy) Because it's wrong.

Another cut.  Faith is walking a few feet away from the mirror then
suddenly whips around to face it, pointing at it with her hand in a
gun shape.

Faith: (bad-ass tone) You can't do that!  It's wrong!  I'll kick your
ass!

Cut to same shot.  Still pointing at the mirror.

Faith: I'm gonna kill you!

Cut to Faith leaning closer to the mirror as a voice-over of evil
laughter is heard and we--

Cut to the hospital.  We see a burly male nurse come crashing across
the room, hitting the counter, and he falls to the floor.  He just had
his ass thrown.

Faith's voice: (OS) Let me go!  Let me go!

Camera pans and we see who appears to be Faith thrashing in a bed
trying to free herself from the men who are holding her down.  The
doctor hurries away from the bed as a police officer, the detective,
and two orderlies restrain the young woman.  It's all they can do to
keep her on the bed.

Doctor: Get me a sedative, NOW!

Detective: Hold her!

Buffy: (yelling) I have to go home!  She's with my mother!

The doctor returns and clamps a hand on her arm to still it and shoves
a syringe needle into her vein.

Buffy: NO!

Doctor: Just lie still.

Buffy: (weakening voice) You don't understand.

Detective: Keep holding her.

Her struggles quickly lessen as the drug takes effect.

Buffy: (fading) She's taken my-- my body.

Unable to keep her eyes open her head falls back.

Cut to Tara's dimly lit room.  Willow is laying on the bed, hands
folded across her stomach.  Tara is sitting on the other side of the
bed reading tarot cards.

Willow: I wonder where she is?

Tara: Who?  Faith?

Willow: Yeah.  I wish she would make a move.  She's making my stomach
all acidy.

Tara: But you think Buffy can handle her?

Willow sits up to face her.

Willow: I think so. (worried) But that doesn't mean Faith won't hurt
someone else.

Tara: Well, you should be safe.  Nobody knows you're here.  I mean
. . . they don't even know I exist, right?  I know all about them, but
. . .

Willow: Hey.

Willow puts a gentle hand on Tara's knee.  Tara continues in a “no big
deal” tone.

Tara: I mean, I mean, th-that's totally cool.  I mean, it-it's good.
It's . . . it's better.

But Willow can see through this.

Willow: Tara, it's not like I don't want my friends to know you.  It's
just . . . well, Buffy's like my best friend, and she's really
special.  And . . there's this whole bunch of us, and-and we sort of
have this group thing that revolves around the slaying, and-and I-I
really want you to meet them.  But I-I just kinda like having
something that's just, you know . . . mine.

Tara regards her silently for a moment.

Willow: And I-I usually don't use so many words to say stuff that
little, but (laughs softly) do you get it at all?

Tara: I do.

Willow takes a deep breath.

Willow: I should check in with Giles, get a situation update.

She gets up and rounds the bed to the other side of the room behind
Tara.

Tara: I am, you know.

Willow stops to face her.

Willow: What?

Tara looks over her shoulder at her.

Tara: (meaningfully) Yours.

Willow just smiles at this.

Cut to Buffy's bedroom.  Faith is standing in front of the full-length
mirror checking out Buffy's reflection.  She's dressed in a long,
sleek black tank top and black leather pants and boots.  Buffy's hair
is in wavy curls (her “Something Blue” hair).  Reaching into the
shirt, she adjusts Buffy's breasts to a more perky position then puts
her hands on her hips to inspect the improved cleavage.

Faith: Not too bad.

Faith turns to Buffy's dresser and begins to search it.  In the first
drawer she opens she finds Buffy's passport and flips through it.

Faith: Score.

Cut to Joyce's room.  Faith is on the bed speaking into the phone.
Joyce's wallet is laying open in front of her and she's holding a
credit card in her hand reading the numbers.

Faith: . . . 6-4-4-7.  Uh, expiration, 5-0-1.  (slips the card back
into the wallet glancing at the door to make sure the coast is clear)
Uh-huh.  Yeah. (she pulls out a small bundle of dollar bills and
stuffs them into her bra) Ten AM's your earliest flight?  I'll take
it.

She turns the phone off and puts it down just before Joyce walks in
from the bathroom door.

Joyce: What are you doing?

Faith: Oh, just (grabs the stack of envelopes beside her)
. . . getting my mail.

Joyce: Oh.  Um, that was, um, Giles on the other line.  He wanted you
to meet your friends there.  Said he had news.

Faith mulls this over and grins.

Faith: Yeah.  I got some time to kill. (swinging her legs off the bed
she walks over to the vanity table) I'll go see the gang.  All my
friends. (snatches up a lipstick resting on it) You don't mind if I
steal this, right?

Joyce: Is that the Harlot?

Faith: (looks at it) Yeah.

Joyce: That's the same one Faith picked.

Faith regards Joyce's expression.

Faith: (tossing her the lipstick) Burn it.

Joyce catches it and watches her “daughter” leave the room.  A
confused expression on her face.

Cut to Buffy.  She is in the back of a squad car regaining
consciousness.  She opens her eyes.  Through her blurring POV we can
see the car cruising down a quiet street somewhere in town.  A
uniformed officer is driving and the detective is in the passenger
seat.

Detective: (glancing back at her) She's coming to.  Man, I want this
kid's constitution.

Buffy: (dazed) Faith.

Detective: Let's move it.  I want to get her in before she's a hundred
percent.

Cut to exterior shot.  A red unmarked armored truck suddenly pulls out
into the street stopping directly in front of them.  before the cop
can apply the brakes, the front end is smashing into the larger
vehicle hardly putting a dent in its armored side.  Immediately, the
rear doors are thrown open and two men in leather coats jump out.
Collins is holding an automatic pistol, equipped with a silencer, and
keeps the two cops in the front seat covered, but they're out from the
impact.  The second man, Weatherby, is carrying a sledgehammer and
smashes the window in the backseat.  Collins uses the barrel of his
gun to clear the window frame of loose pieces of glass and Weatherby
reaches in to pull Buffy unceremoniously out of the car.

Weatherby: By order of the Watcher's Council, you are being taken into
custody until such time--

Collins takes one of her arms and together they drag her to the
armored truck.  Still feeling the effects of the drugs, there is also
blood trailing from high on her forehead from a cut she suffered in
the crash.

Collins: Skip the speech.

Buffy cannot resist as they lift her into the back.

Collins: Let's go.

Collins slams the doors shut.

~~~~~~~~~~ Part Two ~~~~~~~~~~~

Fade in.  The camera follows Faith as she opens Giles' front door and
walks into his apartment.  Willow is at the bar and we see Giles in
the kitchen pouring himself a glass of what looks like orange juice.
Xander walks into frame from the living room area.

Giles: Ah, Buffy.  Good.

Faith: The Scooby gang's all here.  Willow, Xander, and (sees Anya
standing close to Xander) . . .  everybody.  What's up?

She hops on Giles' desk and swings her feet happily.

Giles: It's about Faith, not surprisingly.

Faith: Didn't Joyce tell you?  I already kicked that ass. (slaps her
fist into her palm)

Xander: I feel a high-five coming on.

Willow: Where is she?

Faith: (grinning) On her way to the big house.  Cops took her off my
hands about an hour ago.  Poetic justice.

Anya: How's that?

Faith: Well . . . she did all those crimes and now she's being
arrested. (frowns) I guess that's just regular justice.  It's cool,
anyway.
 

Giles: (stepping out of the kitchen) Unless I'm mistaken, Faith is no
longer in police custody.

Faith: (hops off the desk) What are you talking about?

Giles: The Watcher's Council.  They, uh, sent a retrieval team to
capture Faith.

Faith: (sarcastic) Well, yeah.  I mean, ‘cause it worked so well when
Wesley tried it. (leans on the desk)

Giles: This is a special operations unit.  They, uh, handle the
council's trickier jobs: smuggling, interrogation, uh, wetworks.

Willow: What's wetworks?

Xander: Scuba-type stuff.

Anya: I thought it was murder?

Xander: Well, yeah. (lamely) But there could be underwater murder,
with snorkels.

Faith: So they're taking her to England?

Giles: It'll be a long, long time before she returns.

Faith starts chuckling.  It quickly becomes laughter and everybody
stares at her.

Faith: (trying to stop) Sorry.  It's just . . . I'm happy.  Faith is
evil.

Willow: (disdainful) Yeah.  I hope they throw the book at her.

Giles: I'm not sure there is a-a book for this.

Willow: (innocently) They could throw other things.

Faith: (to Willow) I forgot how much you don't like Faith.

Willow: After what she's done to you?  Oh, I wish those council guys
would let me have an hour alone in the room with her.  (a beat) If I
was larger and had grenades.

Faith: (scornful) I bet I know what Faith would say to that.

Faith rushes forward, a large knife suddenly in her hand, and plunges
the blade into Willow's stomach pushing her against the bar.  Willow
is too shocked to scream as Faith pulls the knife out and stabs her
again.

Faith jerks her head up in a start as Anya's voice brings her out of
that vision and she's still leaning against the desk.

Anya: (OS: to Giles) So what you're saying is that everything's fine?

Faith is just looking at Willow uncomfortably.

Giles: (OS) Oh, um . . . yes.

Willow notices Faith's expression.

Anya: (OS) Well, I'm glad you called us all here, because that
information can never be conveyed by telephone.

Willow steps closer to Faith.

Willow: (concerned) What's up?

Giles: (OS) Well, I just thought it was, uh, best to convene, in case
there were any loose ends--

Faith: I'd never let her hurt you.

Giles: (OS) . . . or things that we might have forgotten.

Willow: (smiles trustingly) I know.

Giles: (OS) But if you're, uh, keen to go, then, please, by all means.
Go.

Faith regards her for a moment, then smiles.

Xander: (hugging Anya) We kinda have a romantic evening planned.

Anya: (smiling) We were gonna light a bunch of candles and have sex
near them. (a flash of discomfort crosses Xander's face)

Faith: (knowingly) Well, we certainly don't want to cut into that
seven minutes.

Anya: (hurt) Hey.

Xander: I believe that's my “hey.” (to Faith) Hey!

Faith: (grinning) Lighten up.  We're out of danger. (turns and walks
towards the door) Everything's good.

Giles: We still have Adam to take care of.

Faith: (huh?) Yeah. (faces them) Adam. (casually) What's up with him?

Giles: I wish we knew.

Faith: Well, don't worry about it.  I'll patrol tonight.  As long as
it takes.  You guys have your fun.  I'll be out there doing my job.

Off Faith's serious expression we--

Cut to the Bronze.  The music is jamming and Faith is in the middle of
the crowded dance floor gyrating wildly.  A montage of shots of her
dancing with several different people, male and female, having just
about as much fun as was legally possible and still keeping your
clothes on.

Cut to Faith still dancing as she leaves the dance floor, heading for
the bar.  We see Spike walking out from under the stair case and he
doesn't see her until she bumps into him.

Faith: Ooo!

Spike: (“bugger it” sigh) Oh, *you*.

Faith: (a beat) And you.

Spike: What?  Are you keeping tabs on me?  You're gonna give me a hard
time now?

Faith: (blinks questioningly) Um, do I usually give you a hard time?

Spike: (not amused) Very funny.  Well, you don't have to worry about
me drinking. (raises his beer bottle) Unless you're here to protect
innocent beers.

He walks back to stand under the stairs.  Faith follows him and leans
an arm against a support.

Faith: You're a vampire.

Spike: (glaring) Was.  And as soon as I get this chip out of my head,
I'll be a vampire again. But until then, I'm just as helpless as a
kitten up a tree.  So why don't you sod off?

Faith: (nonchalantly) Okay. (starts walking away)

Spike: (pissed) Oh, fine!  Throw it in my face! (she faces him again)
Spike's not a threat anymore, I'll turn my back!  He can't hurt me.

Faith: Spike? (recognition) Spike. (she starts to smile as she steps
closer to him, until she's standing right in front of him) William the
Bloody with a chip in his head.  I kind of love this town.

Spike: (scoffs) You know why I really hate you, Summers?

Faith: (cheerfully) ‘Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of
fun?

Spike: Well-- (falters) . . . Yeah, that covers a lot of it.

Faith: ‘Cause I could do anything I want, and instead I choose to pout
and whine and feel the burden of Slayerness? (shrugs) I mean, I could
be rich.  I could be famous.  I could have anything. (a beat) Anyone.

She steps even closer, putting her hands on his chest, their faces
only inches apart.  Spike backs up until his back is against a support
and Faith stays close.

Faith: Even you, Spike. (voice taking on a sultry tone) I could ride
you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up.  I've
got muscles you've never even dreamed of.  I could squeeze you until
you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little
bit more.  And you know why I don't?

Their lips very close, Spike doesn't say anything but seems *very*
interested in the answer.

Faith: Because it's wrong. (chuckles)

She steps around him backing off and Spike glares at her with
dangerous eyes as she just grins back at him.

Spike: (menacingly) I get this chip out . . . you and me are gonna
have a confrontation.

Faith: (just as menacingly) Count on it.

She walks away.  In silent rage, Spike turns back around then spins
and hurls his bottle against the wall where she had been standing just
a moment ago.  Still pissed, he turns and stalks across the club
towards the door, stepping between a young couple, shoving them
roughly aside.  Before he can take another step the implant in his
head sends pain shooting through his skull and he raises a hand to his
head.  As the pain subsides he continues on his way.

Cut to the sewers.  Four vampires step into a tunnel that opens up to
a musty cave.  The leader of the pack is Boone, with his demon face,
looking like a deformed younger cousin of Tom Cruise.

Boone: It's too crowded.  We gotta hold out for a few hours, pick up a
straggler.  Some drunk.  Can't be calling attention to (they stop when
they see something in the cave) . . . ourselves.

Adam is standing in the cave looking at them in that aura of casual
bad-assness he carries around.

ADAM: I've been thinking.  About vampires.

Boone: (threateningly) This is my place.

ADAM: (unintimidated) You're place, yes.  The sewers.  You hide from
them.  Crawl about in their filth.  Scavenging like rats.  What do you
fear?

Boone has a “you believe the *cajones* on this guy” look on his face
and turns to the vamp flunky on his right.

Boone: Kill this guy already.

The vamp charges Adam with a growl.  For his part, Adam just raises an
arm in a “never mind” manner and catches the vampire by the throat.
As the other three vamps look on in “deep shit” wonderment, Adam
continues as if not interrupted.

ADAM: You fear the cross.  The sun.  Fire. (looks at his captive) And,
oh, yes . . .

He clamps his other hand on the unfortunate vamp's shoulder.  Close up
shot of Adam as we hear him rip its head off.  Cut to Adam's feet and
the vamp's body falls to the ground, quickly followed by its head and
it's in mid roll when they both disintegrate to ashes.

ADAM: I believe decapitation is a problem as well.

Boone: You can have the place.  I mean, we don't have to stay here
anymore.

ADAM: You fear death. (Adam walks closer to them) Being immortal, you
fear it more than those to whom it comes naturally.  Vampires are a
paradox.

Boone: (nervously) Okay.  We're a paradox.  That's cool.

ADAM: Demon in a human body.  You walk in both worlds and belong to
neither.  I can relate.  Come.

Adam puts a hand on his shoulder and Boone is more than a little
anxious, but Adam just smiles at him.

ADAM: We have a lot to talk about.

Cut to rotating fade in on Buffy.  Her heads moving as she regains
consciousness and the camera pulls back as she opens her eyes with a
start.  She lifts her hands and finds she's chained up, still in the
back of the armored truck.  She sees Weatherby kneeling in front of
her.

Weatherby: (callously) Well, it's awake.

Buffy: Who are you?

Weatherby: Council.  We're taking you back to the mother country.
Seems you've been a naughty girl.

Buffy: Listen to me.  Y-you've made a mistake.  I am not Faith. (from
the open rear doors she sees Collins step into view) I'm Buffy
Summers.  Faith performed some kind of spell.  She switched our
bodies.

Collins: (stoically) Congratulations.  No one's ever actually tried
that one on me before.

Buffy: You have to find Faith.  Call Giles!  J-just get him here!

Collins: Giles doesn't work for the council anymore.  For that matter,
neither does Buffy Summers.  And what you are, miss, is the package.
I deliver the package.  I don't much care what's inside. (to
Weatherby) Come on.

Weatherby watches him walk away then turns to Buffy.

Weatherby: (angrily) He may not care, but I do.  The Watcher's Council
used to mean something.  You perverted it.  You trash.  We should have
killed you while you were asleep.

He spits in her face and Buffy jerks back as it hits her.  She's
shocked and hurt, but not without being more than a little pissed.
She doesn't say anything as she watches him climb out of the armored
truck and close the doors.

Cut back to the Bronze.  Willow and Tara have just walked in and are
making their way through the crowd.

Willow: (smiling) I can't believe you've never been here.  The Bronze
is the coolest place in Sunnydale.  Of-of course, there's not a lot of
competition.  I think the vending machine at Bergen's came in second.

Tara: Y-you used to come here a lot?

They're standing near the pool table now.

Willow: We lived here.  Me, Xander-- (stops when she sees something)

Group: (OS) . . . chug, chug, chug . . .

Willow: (surprised) Buffy?

Cut to the bar where Faith is with the group surrounding a tall guy
chugging a bottle of beer.

Faith: (with group) Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug-- ooh!

The guy chokes and loses half the beer in his mouth.

Willow: Wow.  I-I didn't think she'd be here.  Come on, I want you to
meet her.

Willow takes her hand and leads her towards Faith.  Faith is playfully
shoving the guy away.

Faith: Back off.  You're nothing but a disappointment.

Willow: Hey, Buffy.

Faith: Willow!  And, uh . . . (sees Tara)

Willow: Buffy, this is Tara.

Tara: (nervously) Hi.

Faith: So we've never met? (relieved) Cool.  Just . . . having a thing
with names.

Willow: Tara was in my wicca group.

Faith: (not caring) Uh-huh.

She turns and heads over to the couches by the wall.

Willow: (following) So, what's up?  Patrol a no go?

Faith drops herself down on a couch and kicks her boots on the coffee
table, her knees splayed wide open.  Tara sits in a chair and Willow
sits on the arm of that chair.

Faith: Got tired.  You know, the whole Faith thing.  I let off some
steam.

Willow: Good for you.  You shouldn't work yourself too hard.

Faith raises her arms and folds her hands behind her head.

Faith: (grinning) That's my philosophy.

Willow: Anyone want a soda?

Tara: Water.

Faith shakes her head and Willow stands to get in line at the bar.
Faith sees Tara watching Willow and sits up.

Faith: So you guys been hanging out a lot lately, huh?

Tara: (smiling) Yeah.  She's, um, she's really cool.

Faith nods, a sly grin appearing on her face, then shakes her head as
she glances at Willow.

Faith: So Willow's not driving stick anymore. (Tara stops smiling) Who
would have thought?  I guess you never really know someone until
you've been inside their skin. (Tara's uncomfortable and lowers her
head) And Oz is out of the picture?  Oh.  Never seen two people so
much in love. (whispering) She just couldn't get enough of old Oz.

Tara: She, um, said he, uh, uh, w-w-w-w-w-w--

Faith: (cruelly) W-w-w-w-what?  You gonna get that sentence out
sometime tonight?

Hurt, Tara lowers her head again.  Willow hurries back to them.

Willow: Buffy, guy in the corner.

Faith looks and we see a guy with his arm around a young woman's
shoulders leading her across the floor.

Faith: Yeah.  Good call.

Tara: (lifts her head) What?

Willow: Vampire.

Faith sits back again.

Faith: Wicked obvious. (sees Willow's expectant expression and
realizes . . .) So I should slay him. (gets up)

Willow: You want help?

Faith: Nah, I got it.

Camera tacks Faith as she walks across the Bronze.  Without stopping
nor looking, she grabs a cue stick off the pool table on the way.

Cut to deserted backstage area.  The guy is already vamped out and
holding the young woman from behind, fangs buried in her neck.  She's
struggling weakly against him.  Behind them Faith steps through the
doorway and snaps the cue stick in half.  She drops the smaller piece
as she steps up closer.

Faith: Hey!

She clubs him in the back and the vampire lets go of the girl and she
falls to her knees as he faces Faith.  With the stick she blocks his
swinging punches and kicks him in the side of the knee, making him
bend forward.  She grabs him by the back of the neck, pulling him in
close, and slams the splintered end into his chest.  Faith tosses him
aside and we hear him combust before he hits the wall.

Not even breathing heavy, she steps closer to the girl and looks down
at her.  She's bleeding from the neck but it doesn't look like she
lost too much blood.

Faith: (no big deal) You'll live.

Girl: (frightened) He was so strong!  I--

Faith: (nonchalant) Yeah, well . . . he's gone now.

The girl touches the blood on her neck and looks at it.  As Faith
turns to walk away, she reaches out and catches her hand, stopping
her.

Girl: (gratefully) Thank you.  *Thank you.*

Faith: (unsure) Yeah.  It's cool.

She turns, dropping the stick, and walks out.

Cut back to the Bronze.  Willow sees Faith return and leaves Tara's
side to meet her on the floor.

Willow: Everything poofed?

Faith: All's well in the world.

Willow: Tara's not feeling well.  I'm gonna walk her home.

Faith glances at Tara who's looking uneasy with her arms crossed.

Faith: (knowingly) Yeah.  You give her whatever she needs.

Willow: Are you gonna be in later, or are you going over to Riley's?

Shot closes in on Faith as she starts to smile at that idea.

Cut to dark nondescript warehouse.  Panning shot and we see the
armored truck where a loud banging can be heard coming from inside.
Collins is walking across the floor giving the vehicle an unconcerned
glance.  The third man on the team, Smith, however, is tired of this
and is opening up is attaché case to pull out a syringe.

Smith: (marching to the truck) This'll bloody keep you quiet.

He swings open the rear doors and climbs inside.  Buffy is on her
knees where she had been pounding her chains against the metal door
behind the front seat.  Smith reaches for her and Buffy grabs him and
pulls him down, wrapping her chains around his neck.  He cries out.

Buffy: How about this?  I'll be quiet, and you can scream.

Collins and Weatherby run to the back and look inside.  Buffy glares
at them coldly.

Buffy: Now, you unchain me, very slowly AND politely, or I kill this
guy.

Collins regards her coolly and lowers his gun.

Collins: When we go on a job, we always put our affairs in order

first, in case of accident.

Buffy is shocked and glances down at the frightened Smith.

Smith: (choking) Collins...

Collins: (unfeeling) Sorry, Smithy.

He and Weatherby just walk away.  Camera tracks them.

Collins: She's starting to bother me.

They stop a few yards away from the armored truck.

Weatherby: Getting her across the border is gonna be a lot more
trouble than it's worth.

Collins: If the council can even get us passage.  I'll call them.
It's time for a contingency plan.

Behind them, Smith flies out the back of the truck and hits the floor
hard, but he's alive.  Collins doesn't even spare him a glance, but
Weatherby looks over his shoulder briefly before following.

Inside the armored truck Buffy has a worried expression.

Cut to Riley's room in Lowell House.  He is sitting at his desk doing
homework when he hears his door open behind him.  He swivels in his
chair to face it and sees Faith standing in the doorway, ankles
crossed, leaning an arm against the frame.  She plays with a strand of
blonde hair as she looks at him.

Faith: Hi, baby.

~~~~~~~~~~~ Part Three ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Fade in on Tara's dimly lit room.  Tara opens the door and walks to
the other side of the room, crossing her arms.

Willow: (closing the door) I'm sorry you're feeling all blechy.  But
we'll get together with Buffy another time.  Sometime soon. (smiles) I
think you'll really like her.

Tara: (faces her) She's not your friend.

Willow: (smile slips away) I may have overestimated the “you liking
her” factor.

Tara: No, no.  I mean, I don't (sighs) I don't think she's . . . her.

Willow: You lost me.

Tara: Well, uh, a person's energy has a flow, a unity.  Buffy's was
. . . was fragmented.  It-it grated, like something forced in where it
doesn't belong.  Plus, she was, um, she was kind of mean.

Willow: So you think Buffy's not herself?  Like she's been possessed
or something?

Tara: I'm not sure.

Willow: You didn't sense a hyena energy at all, did you?  Because
hyena possession is just . . . unpleasant.

Tara: Do you have anything of hers?

Willow: Of Buffy's?  Uh.  Oh. (indicates her right hand) This ring.

Tara: I-I think there's a way we can . . .

Tara goes to her desk and opens an old looking book.  Willow joins
her.

Tara: The passage to the nether realm. There-there's a ritual.  If you
can find Buffy there, you should be able to see.

Willow: If it'll help her.  (sees Tara's worried expression) What?

Tara: Well, the nether realm exists beyond the physical world.
Accessing it is . . . It-it's kind of like astral projection.  It's
very intense.  I'd have to be your anchor.  Keep you on this plane.

Willow: I trust you.

Tara: It-it's not like anything that we've ever--

Willow: (smiling) I trust you.

Cut to Riley's room.  How we left it.

Faith: You miss me?

Riley: I did, actually.  Everything's okay?

Faith steps into the room and saunters over to him.

Faith: Everything's great.

Riley: What about Faith?

Faith: (as she sits straddled across his lap) Faith has a won a
fabulous trip to England, and I got the consolation prize, which is
you.

Riley: (as she caresses his chest) So I don't have to worry about
Faith showing up?  Though I have to admit, I was kind of curious to
meet her.

She holds his wrists as she dips herself back over his legs.

Riley: Or I was until about 30 seconds ago.

Faith: (sits back up) Oh, you wouldn't have liked Faith.  She's not
proper and joyless, like a girl should be.  She has a tendency to give
in to her animal instincts.

She playfully bites his bottom lip.  He glances past her.

Riley: Door's open.

Faith: So?

Riley: So my fantasies don't tend to include a bunch of marines
staring in at me.

Faith: Oh, maybe they could learn something.

She buries her face into the side of his neck.  Riley wraps his arms
around her as he gets up from the chair and sets her down.  He
clutches a hand lightly to his side as he walks to the door.  Faith
notices this.

Faith: You're hurt?

Riley: (groans softly as he closes the door) I'm not that bad,
actually.  I guess the, uh, drugs the professor gave me really did
make me stronger.  I'm healing pretty quick.

Faith: (putting her hands on her hips) Maybe we should take you for a
test drive.

Riley: (grinning) I wouldn't say no.

Faith turns to the bed and panther-crawls across it giving him a
fantastic view.

Faith: So. . . how do you want me?

Riley: (sitting on the edge) How do I . . . ?

Still on hands and knees, she turns around and slithers up to him,
wrapping her arms around his neck.

Faith: Yeah.  What do you wanna do with this body?  What nasty little
desire have you been itching to try out?  Am I a bad girl?  Do you
wanna hurt me?

Riley is giving her a serious look.

Riley: What are we playing at here?

Faith drops her arms and pulls back a little.

Faith: I'm Buffy.

Riley: Okay.  Then I'll be Riley.

Faith: (in a huff) Well, if you don't wanna play--

She turns away to get off the bed but Riley catches her arm and pulls
her back to him.

Riley: Right.  I don't wanna play.

He kisses her tenderly.  With the second kiss she responds by kissing
him back.

Cut to Tara's room.  Exterior shot looking in through the window.  We
can see Tara preparing a liquid mixture on the desk as Willow steps up
to the window and closes the curtains.

Interior shot.  Tara dabs her thumb into a small pot fill with a brown
liquid.  She presses her thumb gently to Willow's forehead, her lips,
and then the center of her chest.

Dissolve to both of them sitting side by side on the floor but facing
opposite directions.  Their left hands are resting on their thighs and
they're slowly swinging their right hands, their fingertips tracing an
invisible half circle on the floor, in conjunction, forming a whole
circle around them.  They are chanting in a soft whisper.

Both: . . . flows through the river in me.  The inward eye, the
sightless sea . . . Ayala flows through the river in me. The inward
eye, the sightless sea . . . Ayala flows through the river in me.  The
inward eye, The sightless sea . . . Ayala flows through the river in
me.  The inward eye, The sightless sea . . . Ayala flows through the
river in me.

Overhead shot.  We see a mist of rolling light appear from their hands
and it forms into a circle around them.

The camera starts circling them.  With the circle of light formed they
stop swinging their arms.  They raise their left hands and press their
palms together.  Their breathing becomes heavier and faster and the
mystical circle starts rising around them.  Their faces are damped
with sweat as they look into each other's eyes.  When the circle has
risen above them, Willow falls back, the circle dissipating, and lands
on the soft pillows behind her.  Her back arches and she opens her
mouth in a long breathless gasp.

Fade to white.

Fade in to Riley's room.  The lights are off, the only illumination is
from the moonlight shining through the window.  The camera pans across
the bed and we see them under a sheet.  Riley in on top of Faith and
they are still breathing heavy from making love and are looking into
each other's eyes.

There's a questioning look on Faith's face.

Riley: (softly) I love you.

Faith doesn't respond to this.

Faith: (softly) Ugh.  Get off.  (breathing becoming claustrophobic)
No.  No. (voice starts echoing in her head) No! Get-get off!  No!  Off
me!  Get off!

By this point she is pushing desperately against him trying to escape.

Riley: Buffy?

Faith: No!  No!  Get--

She finally gets out from under him and just stands there in the dark,
naked, confused, shivering.  Riley sits up, the sheet over is lap.

Riley: (concerned) Buffy-- What?  What's wrong?

Faith: (anxious) Who are you?  What do you want from h-her?

Riley: (lowering his head) Should I not have. . ?

Faith: This is meaningless.

Riley: You're shaking.

Gets up with the sheet and wraps it around her.  Faith flinches at his
touch.

Riley: (soothingly) Shhh-shh.

He wraps is arms around her and she starts to calm down.

Riley: What happened?

Faith: (confused) Nothing. (relieved) Nothing.

Calming down she lets her head rest against his chest as he continues
to hold her.

Cut back to the sewers.  Adam's doing his impression of a demony Tony
Robbins while the vampires sit and listen in apt attention.

ADAM: (pacing) I have a gift no man has.  No demon has ever
had. (faces them) I know why I'm here.  I was created to kill.  To
extinguish life wherever I find it.  And I have accepted that
responsibility.  You have lived in fear and desperation because you
didn't have that gift.  But it's time to face your fear.

Boone: (stands) Tell us what to do.

ADAM: (approaching) You are here to be my first.  To let them know
that I am coming.

Boone: (sincerely) We're ready.

ADAM: Then ask yourself, what is it?  More than man.  More than
anything else.  What is the thing you fear?

Cut to Riley's room.  Morning.  Camera pans up and we see Riley
sleeping on the bed.  Behind him Faith is standing, looking at his
back.  She has her leather pants and boots on and she putting on one
of his shirts over her black bra and buttons it.  Flipping her hair
out of the collar she glances at the alarm clock on the night stand.
It reads 8:25.

With one more look at Riley, she turns to the door.

Cut to shot of Faith walking down the stairs.  She's crossing the
lobby towards the front door when Forrest Gates steps out of the hall
behind her.

Forrest: Hope you left him alive.

She stops and faces him and doesn't know who he is.

Faith: What?

Forrest: Boy's supposed to be on the mend.  I don't see you letting
him get much rest.

Faith: I think maybe you should stay out of other people's lives.

Forrest: We've got a mission here.  Back when Riley could still think
for himself--

Faith: (bitterly) You've got a mission?  I've been fighting demons
since before you could shave.

Forrest: Yeah, you're a killer.

She steps up to him angrily.

Faith: I am not a killer!  I am the Slayer!  And you don't know the
first thing about me.

Forrest: (coldly) You really care what I think?

Faith just looks at him as her anger fades.

Faith: No.  I don't care. (raises her hands in front of her) God, I
don't care.

She turns and hurries out the door.  Forrest watches her leave.

Cut to the warehouse.  Collins is sitting at a small table flipping
close his zippo lighter.  He puts it back in his coat pocket as he
pulls the cell phone away from his ear and lays it on the table.
Standing, he picks up his gun and pulls a silencer from his other
pocket and steps over to Weatherby.

Collins: (equipping the silencer) They can't get us passage.  They've
ordered the kill.

Weatherby: Torch the place?

Collins: Get the gas.

Weatherby walks away to carry out the order and Smith follows Collins
as he heads for the armored truck.

Smith: She could've killed me.  She didn't.

Collins: Lucky you.

He levels his gunhand through the bars of the rear door window.  Cut
to Buffy lying stretched out on her back as far as the chains would
allow.  She swings her legs up and clamps her boots around his hand.
She quickly draws her knees to her chest pulling Collins' arm through
the window, slamming his face hard against the metal door.  He falls
away from the truck and hits the floor unconscious.

Smith just looks on in astonishment.

Inside, Buffy has the gun between her feet and raises her legs so she
can grab it with her hands.  She rolls onto her side and fires a
couple of shots where her chains are bolted to the floor.

Outside, Smith is freaking, running across the warehouse.

Smith: (shouting) Weatherby!

Inside.  Buffy's chains drop to the floor and she blows a couple of
holes into the padlock on the steel door.  She pushes it open into the
front cab and sits down in the driver's seat.  She starts searching
for the keys.

Buffy: (hurried) Keys, keys.

Weatherby comes running back into the warehouse.

Weatherby: Stop her, you ponce!

As Smith runs to grab himself a weapon, Weatherby heads straight for
the truck.  Inside, Buffy has found the keys and sees him coming.  She
waits until he's close enough and opens the door slamming it in his
face.  He falls unconscious.

Buffy: (turning on the engine) Okay.  I'm good at this.

Smith has gotten himself a gun from his case and is running back to
the truck.

Buffy: (wrestling with the gearshift) Ooo!  “Drive.”

Finally in the right gear, she stomps on the accelerator and the
armored truck peels out.  Smith starts shooting, uselessly scoring all
his shots on the truck's bulletproof hide.  Then the truck smashes
through the warehouse doors out into the sunlight.  Smith runs to the
doorway but stops there, because there's not a damn thing he can do
about it.

~~~~~~~~~~~ Part Four ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Fade in on the airport.  Faith is at the ticket counter as the clerk
types something on her keyboard.  She's now dressed in a light blue
long sleeve shirt and a long white skirt, carrying a large shoulder
bag.  There's a thoughtful look on her face as she waits for her
ticket.

Clerk: (handing her the ticket) Okay, there you go.

Faith: Thank you.

Clerk: You're welcome.

Faith walks away from the counter towards the waiting area.

Cut to Giles' apartment.  He's coming down the stairs from his loft.
He has a section of the morning paper tucked under one arm and is
carrying a dirty breakfast plate in one hand and three empty coffee
mugs in his other hand. (I'm sorry, excuse me, but what the hell is he
doing with three mugs?  Were they left over from other times he's
eaten upstairs or does he not believe in refilling the same mug?
Okay, I'm done.  We now return you to the transcript already in
progress)

He's crossing the room towards his kitchen when his front door opens
and Buffy steps inside.

Buffy: Giles!

Giles almost becomes the first man in history to have baby and almost
drops his dishes as he sees “Faith.”

Giles: (startled) Gaah!

Buffy: (cautiously) Don't move.  Okay.  Giles, y-you have to listen to
me very carefully.  I'm not Faith.

Looking for an escape route, he's slowly inching towards the hallway.

Giles: Really?

Buffy: Really.

Giles: ‘Cause the resemblance is striking.

Buffy: I know.  Giles, you just have to-- (sees his subtle movement)
Stop inching! (hurt feelings) You were inching!

Giles: Look, I-I know what you're going to say, and-and, uh--

Buffy: I'm Buffy.

Giles: (a beat) All right, I didn't know what you were going to say.
But that doesn't make you any less crazy.

Buffy: Faith switched.  I mean, she had some device.  She switched our
bodies.  Giles, I swear. (imploringly, as she brushes a long lock of
brown hair from her face) It's me.

Giles: W--um, if-if you are Buffy, (he puts everything down on his
desk) then, uh, then you'll let me tie you up, w-without killing me.
Until we find out whether you're telling the truth.

Buffy: Giles, Faith has taken my body, and for all I know, she's taken
it to Mexico by now.  I-I don't have time for bondage fun. (Giles is
taken aback) Ask me a question.  Ask me anything.

Giles: Who's president?

Buffy: We're checking for Buffy, not a concussion.

Giles: Oh, yes.  Right.  Um--

Buffy: (turns, sighing impatiently) This is-- (faces him again) Giles,
you turned into a demon and I knew it was you!  I mean, can't you just
look in my eyes and be all . . intuitive?

Giles: (pointedly) How did I turn into a demon?

Buffy: Oh!  ‘Cause, uh, Ethan Rayne.  And-and you have a girlfriend
named Olivia.  And you haven't had a job since we blew up the school
--which is valid, lifestyle wise.  I mean, it's not like you're a
slacker type, but (Giles seems embarrassed by this) . . . Oh, oh!
When I had psychic power, I heard my mom think that you were like a
stevedore during sex.  Wh--? (off his look) Do you want me to
continue?

Giles: Actually, I beg you to stop.

Buffy: What's a stevedore?

Giles: All right, let's . . . um, I need you to explain everything.

Buffy: And I will, *after* we get Faith.

The front door opens again and Willow and Tara rush inside.

Willow: Giles! (sees Buffy)

Buffy: Will.

Willow: Oh, my God.

Buffy: Willow, wait.  You don't understand.

Willow: (casually) You're Buffy.  You and Faith switched bodies. (to
Giles) Probably through a Draconian katra spell.

Giles: (raises his eyebrows) She understands it better than I do.

Buffy: How did you--?

Willow: Tara. (to Tara) Tara, this is Buffy.  Only really, this time.

Tara: (waves shyly) Hi.

Willow: (smiling) Tara's a really powerful witch.

Tara: (sheepishly) Not really.

Willow: No, really.  She knew right away that you weren't you.  So we
connected with the nether realms to find out what happened.  And we
conjured this.

She opens the small jewel box in her hands and there is a small
glowing emerald sphere inside.

Buffy: What is--?

Willow: It's a katra.  Or the home-conjured version.  (hands it to
Giles) It-it should switch you back, if you can get a hold of Faith.

Buffy: (sighs in relief) Thank God.

The phone rings and Giles closes the box and hands it back.

Giles: I'll get it. (picks up the phone) Hello.

Buffy: Do you know where Faith is?

Willow shakes her head.

Giles: (into phone) Oh, yes.  Uh, Buffy's here with, with me.
Actually, she-she's, uh-- Oh, all right.

He hangs up and hurries into the living room area to the TV.

Giles: Xander.  Apparently there's a report on the television.

He turns it on and the others gather round.

Newswoman: . . . and barricaded themselves in the church with at least
20 parishioners. (cut to TV and a church is in the background behind
the woman) One of the few who escaped described the three men as
frighteningly disfigured, (closing shot of Buffy as she listens)
almost inhuman.  So far, one escapee has since died of severe neck
wounds.

Cut to the airport.  Close up of Faith watching the same news report.

Newswoman: There is no report on the condition of the parishioners
still trapped inside, but their assailants have vowed to kill all of
them if police attempt to storm the church.

She looks down at the ticket in her hand then up at the TV again.
Conflict in her eyes.

Cut to interior of said church.  One vampire is sitting up on the
pulpit.  Boone is approaching the alter looking at the large crucifix
hanging in the window above it.  Vampires in a church, needless to say
he's being a real schmuck.

Boone: It's hard to believe.  I've been avoiding this place for so
many years, and it's nothing.  It's nice! (turns to face the
frightened parishioners) It's got the pretty windows, the pillars
. . . lots of folks to eat. (a few gasps from the folks) Where's the
thing I was so afraid of?  You know, the Lord?  He was supposed to be
here.  He gave us this address. (sighs) Well, we'll just have to start
killing off His people. (more gasps) See if He shows up.

Cut to outside the church where the cops are gathered as if God was
offering free doughnuts.  A police sergeant is just finishing a call
on a cell phone and looks at the young man in front of him.

Riley: What'd he say?

Sergeant: (not happy) He said I should defer command to you.

Riley: Then you hold your men until the reserves arrive.  This is a
military situation.

Riley steps past the sergeant towards the church.

Sergeant: What, they got bombs in there?

Riley: Your men are not prepared to deal with them.  Just trust me.

Riley marches towards the stone, roof-covered walkway leading to the
side entrance of the church.  He's looking very “Muldar-ish” in his
dark tie and suit.  He enters the walkway at the same time Faith
rushes in from the other side, both heading towards the doors.  Faith
has changed out of the long skirt into a pair of jeans.

Riley: Buffy!

She's surprised to see him.

Faith: How many are in there?

Riley: We think there's three.

She considers those odds.

Faith: (turning) I can do three.

Riley: Not alone!  Look, wait for the troops to get here.  They're
still mobilizing.

Faith: How did you respond so fast?

Riley: I didn't. (shrugs) I was just late for church.

Faith: Look, when the troops get here, send ‘em in.  But I'm going.

Riley: (grabs her arm) I don't want you risking--

Faith: (sharply) Don't tell me what to do!

She just looks at him for a few seconds.

Faith: (forced conviction) I'm Buffy.  I have to do this.

Riley: (nods) Then I'm coming with.

She considers this for all of one second and lightly hits him in the
side.  His response is immediate as he clutches his still healing
wound.

Riley: (painfilled) Oww!

Faith: (bluntly) I can't use you.  Someone comes out, you get ‘em to
safety. (turning) Unless they've got fangs.

Riley doesn't look happy but stays there.

Cut to interior of church.  The door opens and Faith steps inside
walking to the center aisle.  Boone is in the front row holding the
preacher by the lapels, ready to snack, when he sees her and lets the
man go.  He moves into the aisle.

Boone: I told the cops, they send anyone in I start the whole massacre
thing.

Faith takes a few steps down the aisle, her back to the second vampire
guarding the front doors.

Faith: (shrugging) Well, I'm not the cops.  I just come to pray.

Boone: Now's a good time to start.

Faith: (a couple more steps) You're *not* gonna kill these people.

Boone: (bored) Why not?

Faith: (meaningfully) Because it's wrong.

The second vampire charges her and she spins around to grab him and
throws him into the air.  He flies across the pews and over
parishioners' heads and slams into a stone pillar.  He drops to the
floor like a sack of ugly.

Seeing this, the first vamp hops down from the pulpit and Boone
regards her a little less smugged.

Boone: You're the slayer.

Faith: The one and only.

Cut to outside the church.  The armored truck pulls up, Giles behind
the wheel.  The rear doors open and Willow, Tara, and Buffy jump out.
The police sergeant rushes up to them.

Sergeant: You people, get out of here!

Willow: We've gotta get inside!

Sergeant: The police are handling this.  Now just back off, right now!

Giles has rounded to the back to join them.

Willow: But we can't!  We've gotta-- Y-you don't understand!

Giles and Buffy exchange a glance and he takes his cue.

Sergeant: Listen, you have to clear the area--

Giles steps up to the sergeant waving his arms, acting distraught,
blocking Buffy from view as she sneaks around the other side of the
armored truck.

Giles: (shouting) Damn it, man!  We have to get inside!  Our, uh, uh,
(glances at Willow with a “what the hell I am doing” look) families
are-are in there!  Our, uh, m-mothers and-and tiny, tiny babies!

We leave Giles and his less than Oscar-winning performance and cut
back to Faith inside the church.  Boone is strolling up the aisle
towards her.

Boone: You think we're afraid of you?  We're not afraid of anything
anymore.

Faith: Then let all these people go, and all three of you can take me
on.

Boone: (standing in front of her) Heh.  I got a better idea.

He takes a swing at her and she ducks the punch, quickly slamming a
fist into his stomach following with a backhand with the same fist,
and shoves him against a pew to roundkick him in the face.  As he
falls, the first vamp is charging her but she greets him with a back
kick to the chest knocking him down.  The second vamp is running along
the top of a pew, coming at her, and Faith's roundkick sweeps his legs
out from under him and he plays with the floor again.  Her attention's
on vamp one again and she raises her boot to stop his front kick, then
batters him down the aisle with a devastating punching combination.

By this point the parishioners are evacuating to the exits in a very
disorderly manner.

Faith breaks off a peace of wood from the panel of the bible holder on
the back of the front pew and shoves the sharp end into vamp one's
chest.  Holding his jacket, she swings him around and tosses him into
the air, spinning as he disintegrates into swirling dust.

Vamp two loses his faith (no pun intended) in Adam and decides to
bail.  He grabs an abandoned coat and drapes it over his head as he
rushes out the side doors.  Where he runs right smack into Riley and
they tumble down the walkway.  Buffy is in the street and sees this.
The vampire pulls Riley to his feet and shoves him against a stone
pillar and punches him in the face.  Riley manages to get a hold on
him, swing him around, and grabs the coat as he throws the vamp into
the sunlight.  He writhes on the ground for two seconds before he
bursts into flames.

Riley: (holding up the coat) You forgot your coat. (drops it)

Buffy: Riley!

She runs to him and throws her arms around him.

Riley: Oh!  It's okay, miss.  Just get yourself out of harm's way.

Buffy: Riley.  It's me!  Uh-- (off his look) Never mind.  How many are
in there?

Riley: Well-- (stops and looks at her) Who are you?

Cut to inside.  Boone catches Faith's stake hand and wrests it from
her.  It clatters to the floor as he shoves her against the front pew.

Boone: I have strength you couldn't dream of.  (punches her hard in
the face) Adam has shown me the way, (punches her again) and there is
nothing--

He suddenly arches his back and she watches him turn into ashes to
reveal Buffy standing there holding the fallen stake.  She looks
pissed.

At the sight of seeing “herself” something seems to snap in Faith and
she throws herself at Buffy shoving her towards the alter.  She
punches her in the face and Buffy quickly retaliates with a left
hook-spinning backhand combination, sending Faith against the railing.
She follows through with a side axe kick but Faith blocks that and
punches her across the face.

Faith suddenly becomes a mad flurry of punches that Buffy is
hardpressed to block.  When she tries to counter Faith ducks under her
swing and, not missing a beat, shoves her against the alter and
continues to throw punches.  She succeeds in sending Buffy to her
knees but she comes back up with an uppercut to Faith's face that
finally makes her back off.

Buffy: You can't win this.

Faith: (enraged, with tears in her eyes) SHUT UP!  Do you think I'm
afraid of you!?

She grabs Buffy by the shoulders and throws her down on the floor
hard.  She quickly sits across her waist and starts slamming her fist
into her face.

Faith: (screaming at herself) You're nothing!  Disgusting!  Murderous
bitch! (grabs her head and pounds it against the floor) You're
nothing! (starts punching her again) You're disgusting!

Buffy finally catches Faith's fist and their hands start to glow with
the katra between their palms.

Then Buffy falls back off of Faith.

Faith is disoriented as she finds herself suddenly back in her own
body and she gets unsteadily to her feet.

Buffy just sits there in shock and watches her run out of the church.
Her cheeks are stained with Faith's tears and she clutches a hand to
her pounding chest (possibly feeling Faith's residual emotions).  On
Buffy, we fade out.

Fade in on Riley's room.  Later that day.  Buffy's sitting on his bed.
Riley is pacing the room.  Buffy is just getting off the cordless
phone.

Buffy: She's gone.  Not a trace.  Giles said the council guys have
cleared out, too.

Riley sits down in a chair on the other side of the room.

Riley: I don't understand.  How could she have--? (sighs) I mean,
how's it possible?

Buffy: Magic.

Riley: There was something.  I should've picked up on it.  I should've
just . . . (trails off, shaking his head)

Buffy doesn't say anything and just looks at him as she realizes . . .

Buffy: (finally) You slept with her.

He can't say anything for a moment.

Riley: I slept with you.

Buffy gets up from the bed and takes a couple of steps to the door but
stops and just stands there.

Riley: Man, would I like to get my hands on her. (quickly) Not in a
sex way.

Close up of Buffy's face on the right half of the screen.  She's
staring off at the wall, traces of tears in her eyes.

Buffy: (hollow voice) I don't think she's coming back.

Riley: (OS) I guess she's had her fun.

Buffy: (hollow) Yeah . . .

Slow dissolve and Faith's face appears on the left side of the screen
and both Slayers seem to be facing each other.

Buffy: Fun.

Then Buffy fades completely and we're with Faith.  Camera pulls back
slowly and we see she is sitting in the corner on a hay-scattered
floor in a wooden boxcar.  Sunlight is shining inside through the
wooden planks and the interior is jostling slightly as the train
travels.

There is a lost look on her face.

Executive Producer Joss Whedon
 
 
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